Monthly Archives: May 2005

I am going to have to admit. The biggest issue of today, other than why someone would ask you out, tell you they will call you to make plans and then not call–would have to be what should I eat … Continue reading →

Dear Jeff, I have to hold Ryan’s cock when he pees. Yes, I know he is gay. Yes, I know this is slightly bizarre. Yes, I know you don’t even want to know why I am explaining this, but let … Continue reading →

Good Morning Fellow Fuckheads, I have not been posting mainly because I was called to jury duty. And why, you may ask, would some jackass think someone as nutty as myself would be perfect for “jury duty”? Probably because they … Continue reading →

In the movies they always show people climbing in and out of bedroom windows. The thing is bedroom windows are rarely located in places that make them easy to get into. When I was dating Shannah Weinnenhammer I’d climb through … Continue reading →