It is almost 4am. If i am still up in an hour I will just go to the gym. This is what happens when you go to sleep at say 5pm ONLY TO TAKE A SHORT NAP and then wake up seven hours later totally fucking rested and unable to sleep anymore. Anyways, I think it is a good time to bring up some important things. Currently, my site has been visited over a hundred thousand times AND THAT’S AWESOME. I am listening to Madonna’s “Into the Groove” super fucking loud and have been contemplating taking pain killers but am, for the most part, bored by the idea. Earlier, I was thinking of the nuggets of wisdom that I have taken from “The Jerry Springer Show”. Things that do not include: BEING A GAY MIDGET THAT FUCKS HIS OWN DAD or BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLES. But real, honest to goodness widsom. Like the time this chick and her sister were after the same guy and the one sister stands up and says, “You can have him. Dick is nationwide and I don’t need one piece of dick.” Now, let’s stop for a second and think about that. Dick is nationwide and one piece of dick is just one piece too little. In short, why are we spending so much time fighting our sisters for ugly, scrawny guys that have syphillis and a tooth that is rotting out of their mouth–when there are so many other guys to fuck with? Riddle me that!