I am going to have to admit. The biggest issue of today, other than why someone would ask you out, tell you they will call you to make plans and then not call–would have to be what should I eat for lunch. Lately, I have had too much Mexican food. To the Mexicans I say. Fuck you. I am wearing an ungold amount of perfume today. The stupid perfume bottle exploded in my purse so I decided to lather myself in it. And to perfume I say AWESOME! I kinda feel like I smell like those old ladies that soak their dead, rotting carcass in perfume type juice to cover the smell of death and formaldahyde (or however it is spelled. whatever.) Anyways, I plan to make a few videos whilst I am out tonight and participate in general mayhem. Because, why not? Right. I forget what the fuck I was actually going to post in here because I started it at like 10:30am and it is now about 1:30pm. So fuck you.

Actually, on a second thought I remember what I was going to post. I am now also writing for Choke A Cheerleader. Which, of course, is awesome and stuff. Especially since they host my super favorite clip of Cartman reciting the Aristocrats joke. Also, they are ok that I have peed in a sink before and probably had sex with their moms.