Dear Jeff,

I have to hold Ryan’s cock when he pees. Yes, I know he is gay. Yes, I know this is slightly bizarre. Yes, I know you don’t even want to know why I am explaining this, but let me reassure you, there is a reason. I can. I do it because I can. Also, you know, we have a symbiotic relationship.

Thanks,

Steve

Dear Steve,

It isn’t much of a problem for me. I have been fucking your dad for a while. Now, I guess I will switch to your mom.

Forever,

Jeff