Good Morning Fellow Fuckheads,

I have not been posting mainly because I was called to jury duty. And why, you may ask, would some jackass think someone as nutty as myself would be perfect for “jury duty”? Probably because they didn’t know that the term “pending litigation” is something I hear myself saying every couple of years or so. Or maybe it’s because they didn’t know that my father has been District Attorney, not to be confused with all the stupid Assistant D.A.s out there. The stupid ponces. Anyways, the lame asses at the Malibu Court House sufficiently wasted my time therefore precipitating all the lovely e-mails and messages from all my adoring fans and stalkers asking me to restart the blog. The problem being, after doing the whole super fucking court shit all day long, I was not going home, I was going away from the homestead. This kinda behavior leaves little time to write and barely enough time to keep coherent thoughts. I guess I can make enough posts today to make up for the lack of posts for the entire week or so I have been too fucking cool to bother with this site. If you have a problem with it, or if you have testicular cancer, that isn’t really my problem.

<3,

Sabrina_C