Monthly Archives: May 2005

I guess we all get our 15 minutes of fame. Over the weekend I was asked to appear in 59 Bloggers. A documentary about blogging, duh. I am still apprehensive about it, but I agreed to do it because, why … Continue reading →

Today, Maine wrote about the dangers of having a blog that your friends and family know about. I have to agree with him, but then again I don’t really give a shit since I get drunk and tell everyone about … Continue reading →

I didn’t really post a lot this month. I feel kind bad. Not as bad as I told this guy that I had gizzard cancer. Then he told me hi’s fiancee’s mother had gizzard cancer also and things were looking … Continue reading →

Yesterday, I spent a good hour yelling inadvertantly at some guy sitting next to me while I drank my coffee. I would scream at him and tell him I was really a man. “i’M FUCKING POST-OP. CAN’T YOU TELL!” And … Continue reading →

It is almost 4am. If i am still up in an hour I will just go to the gym. This is what happens when you go to sleep at say 5pm ONLY TO TAKE A SHORT NAP and then wake … Continue reading →

Dear Sabrinas Vagina, I can not get a date no matter how much of an effort I make. What do you recommend I try? Desperate for company Dear Loser, Please remember, it is “Sabrina’s Vagina”. The apostrophe in there is … Continue reading →

I was on my stomach as the sun cooked the flesh of the backside on my body. Kira sat up next to me as she talked to the gaggle of young girls, waving a waitress over, “We’ll have two more … Continue reading →

Dear Sabrina’s Vagina, Wats with this sore spot I get wen my g/f and I dry hump? dude it stings so fuckng bad when i touch it! HoRaCe! Dear Horace, How’s it feel to go through life with a name … Continue reading →

“We have for sexing good time. Yea?” I found myself saying this at least a hundred times a day. I’d taken a job as the Swedish girl at a strip club that ran a “Small World” theme. I’d tell the … Continue reading →